Trotsky's ashes stolen and baked in cookies

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repost of english translation:

Eighty eight years of the day Trotsky directed the suppression of the anarchist uprising in Krondstadt, a group of bandits scaled the walls of his former house in Mexico City during the late hours at night. We broke the lock on his mausoleum and we expropriate the content inside it: a silver large vase that bears the inscription of his name, wrapped in the red scarf that he carried around the neck, containing the ashes of the corpse inside. We replace with care the lock in the monument with a reproduction that was similar in the appearance and escaped into the night.

The vase along with its content then was taken far away to a place where the vase was discarded and the content (a combination of ash and bone) were baked in cookies. These cookies then were sent, along with a letter that explains our actions, to newspapers, to organizations of Trotskyists, and to the groups of anarchist around the world.

While we will not repeat everything of our full letter, briefly we propose to give new light to the idea that history does not end with the past and still a small group of bandits can give new direction to fights thought long to be frozen in the time. We want to expand the fight to include dead objects of the past that hold hostage us in the present.

Nevertheless, if Trotsky is right about the history, we do not determine anything, but we are only characters whose actions were written in the revolution of October. As was his destiny, coincidentally, to come to be a cookie.

The ones that receive these cookies have a decision. Through time, the act to consume enemies have been seen as a way to absorb their powers. On the other hand, consuming the body and the blood of the dead person as a sacrament have also been a form of worship. We would want to indicate that, at any rate, the result is always shit.

For those a little delicate, we have tried them, and although they be a little sandy, they are delicious. The green dots, by the way, they are just candies.

THIS IS A OUTRAGE! I mean

THIS IS A OUTRAGE! I mean come on! no one will eat those cookies........without a cold glass of milk! send out some whole milk with those cookies boys!

this is awesome! poetic

this is awesome! poetic terrorism in action...
Can't Stop Laughing...

some cookies already arrive into portugal... http://www.radiolivre.info/?p=15262 (the translation)

Story is a hoax. Trotsky's

Story is a hoax. Trotsky's ashes were buried, not interned. All it takes is Google to figure that out.

You sure about

You sure about that?

Photo#1

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All four of those photo's were found in a google search.

Now check this: Infoshop photo's

Here's the http, just in case the link doesn't work: http://news.infoshop.org/article.php?story=20090416082842568#comments

You still think it's a hoax? Maybe they made an intricate model of the grave?

;)

Stupid action, against the

Stupid action, against the wrong target...
Have we finished fighting our real anemies that we have now time to fight those who can stand with us....

Well this is a blatant

Well this is a blatant example of fetishing historical nomenclator,can we rise above trivial symbolic value systems and address the practical social problems without further martyring and extending significanse to a pile of dead molecules. mountainman

That's it. I ain't eatin'

That's it. I ain't eatin' nothin' with no little green dots in it no more. And you can quote me on that!

-Billy

My good taste and breeding

My good taste and breeding has me by far preferring the aroma and texture of the hash cookie over the fascist cookie.

Hilarious, but fake...(I

Hilarious, but fake...(I hope)

DE

Why the fuck would you hope

Why the fuck would you hope this is fake

Obviously because I'm an ISO

Obviously because I'm an ISO troll sent to defend Trotsky from post-death anarchist harassment.

No, I just find it disturbing if it was real. I think most people would think the same.

DE

Not me. I hope it was real.

Not me. I hope it was real. I would love to eat Trotsky's ashes! Hmmmmm.....crunchy! Too bad they only sent them to org's and not individuals, :-(

... were the cookies

... were the cookies otherwise vegan?

no humans were harmed making

no humans were harmed making the cookies... but then, some would say that bureaucrats aren't human anyway.

The production and transport

The production and transport of the cookies left a significant carbon footprint despite the carbon locked in the cookie,a fetished food object that symbolizes domestic smugness in a time of commodity surpluses.These cookies are polluted regardless of ingredients.

Its incredible that a recipe

Its incredible that a recipe can summarize the hypocrisy of statist authoritarian leftist ideologies!!!So the maxim that we are what we eat holds much credence,Trotsky emerges as the banal instant ideological commodity (the cookie),an instant feelgood cerebral recompense to an oppressed starving mass.

Moderator Add: These are

Moderator Add: These are links to the photos of "Trotsky's cookie" action. Our spam blocker caught them.

Photos released:

http://bayimg.com/aApLiAABa
http://bayimg.com/AapllAAbA

those cookies are made of

those cookies are made of PURE WIN. this shit seriously made me grin.

I really hope this ain't an elaborate ruse. cuz if its for real it oughta be on the news.

rhymes are cool.

i like how many people

i like how many people commented on this hahahhaha ---olliebolton

Be sure to save a cookie to

Be sure to save a cookie to leave on Makhno's grave in the Pere-Lachaise cemetery. He'd surely approve.

The real irony is that the

The real irony is that the "a small group of bandits" is acting like they are different from Trotsky and Lenin, when the whole problem with Trotsky and Lenin from the start was that they were "a small group of bandits" who took power and did not care about democratic or left libertarian social values. At least Makhno had some connection to the people, as did the Social Revolutionaries (with their base in the peasantry) and the russian anarcho syndicalists. The "a small group of bandits" that believes their ideas are the only correct ones and which creates the committees and commissars that "direct" socialism/communism/utopia and has no interest in real grass roots democracy, federations, workers control of production, etc. is the next dictator, the next know-it-all, the next group of Bible writers.

So the next step is dead

So the next step is dead body of Lenin ..?

mmmm. V.I. Bacon.

mmmm. V.I. Bacon.

got any reciepes for stalin?

got any reciepes for stalin?

Cabbage-burger with a splash

Cabbage-burger with a splash of caviar. mountainman

FNB FNB!!! Richard

FNB FNB!!!
Richard Nixon!!!
FNB FNB!!!

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