Dandys (not dandies) are self-described "faggot with style" anarchist trolls. We were created in the heyday of Anarchist News when people gave a shit about the anarchist interwebz. Spawned from the cesspool of naughty words, the only thing that will satisfy our battle against ennui is the social destruction of mass society.
We acknowledge the limitations of our abilities. To fully understand us is to become us. Not because we are that convincing, but because we are so benumbed by the horrors of the internet that any that follow us walk the path of damnation.
We are losers. This helps us. We don't want to be winners. Most losers try to win, but the standards of society have been set too strict, including how the social war is to be engaged. Those that want to be winners limit themselves to convince others in society to stand in their flock against other forces in society. We desire no such cohesion. Our revolting is of revulsion, not of winning hearts and minds to fight a doomed battle against the forces and systems of domination. Our tactics are our own and "success" is measured in what we destroy. In military terms you could often consider destruction against an opponent a success, but with no strategy for success, the destruction looks pointless. But it is not pointless. We destroy as we desire.
We are villains. Superheroes are a bunch of assholes that defend society. Fuck them. This gives us a very broad tactical ability, but also means we won't be liked and thems the dice. People will want to write stories and sensationalize us because we are fucking interesting though. Without saying (but I will), our villainry is one of narcissism before socio-pathy. We aren't Ted Bundy. We are the Joker! Dress accordingly. All dandys wear their shit nice.
It is not in our belief that we are in some sort of end times. We do not believe that the Empire is waning. We believe this is the most powerful Empire ever and it is still at its very heights of power. We are scared of this, but we are manarchists and don't cry. Our destruction is meant to speed the social conflicts in society and make it want to destroy itself, because it will not do it alone. We will use others to make this happen. We take from Nechayev that being a total dick is the only way to defeat a system of control that wields power beyond imagination.
The systems of domination are global and no petty protest or riot will change this. The militarization of the police in such events is backed by a national guard that is backed by a professional military that can destroy the world or destroy whatever it wants on the world. A breakdown of capitalism will not free us. An end of capitalism, even an infrastructual collapse, beyond economic stagnation, will still see this global system of control. There is currently too much invested in the global system that these very real ties among powerful groups, businesses and families would end simply based on the weaknesses and strengths of capitalism is laughable. The generations can be traced by these people and their legacy is at stake. They are the fucking enemy.
It is our belief that mass society will destroy itself only to benefit the powerful without intervention. So the powerful are the best ones worth destroying to accelerate the process. Conspiracy theorists point to these groups and while we think those guys are fucking bonkers, they picked some awesome targets that have more at stake than keeping mass society alive. Those groups with the deepest pockets and longest histories are the most obvious targets. New money is not as important as old.
Chaos is our friend. Tactical chaos, not the silly kind, will fuck them up. Convince someone that a rich asshole killed his dog (when actually we did(n't)), so that guy will beat the shit out of the rich guy, maybe even kill him. That's a fucking success my friend. People need motivation to do what is really there underneath. That animal that no longer wants this cage around them, that wants out but doesn't know how. Point frustrated youth towards vandalism and maybe they will become the next guy that poisons the water supply in a rich suburb, just because fuck them.
Hoaxes, lies, tricks, pranks, these are methods we use as easily as spreading warm butter. We could be on 4chan tricking pedophiles into anheroing, but we have a more