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. hangin out with more-or-less "regular" backwoods people who couldn't give two tugs of a dead dogs cock about debating your bullshit, but who nevertheless have 10x the fighting spirit of anarchy in their pinky finger than you do in your entire domesticucked city-scene.

whachu talkin about willis? in the backwoods around my ways we argue and complain about the grocery store in town and sometimes we argue and complain about people driving their ricers too fast down the road and the town walker, but mostly about the grocery store. the town walker is this guy that done walks all around nowhereville asking people for jacks (cigarettes). you see some people around here are concerned one of the ricers will run into and done kill him. he's a valuable asset to our small community. without him the stuff to talk about effectively drops down to arguing and complaining about the ricers and grocery store. the ricers cars are loud and they done think they're in a fast and furious movie. sometimes they crash and it is funny because the road is straight for a good while. the grocery store done sells expired food for jacked up prices and when you realize it they don't let you return it. they done put a lock on the dumpster and have cameras point at it. we cant just done be like "bye felicia" cause there is no other grocery store close by. the manager and owners are dicks and the cops are dicks. if the cops are done called and have to drive all the way to our town they gonna be arresting someone for some trumped up bullshit if you don't suck their dicks. i've done been arrested by them many a times mostly for disorderly conduct aka not sucking their dicks. most of the people in town let the cops done fuck them in the ass and sucks their dicks. ain't no one around here got that fighting spirit you done mentioned unless it's about the grocery store or the ricers