Submitted by anon (not verified) on Thu, 10/22/2020 - 12:31
Prosecutor: "DNA samples show semen in her vagina, her bruises indicate rape, all accounts from friends say that you bragged about it, so let me ask again, are you guilty of rape?"
You: "No! I didn't rape her, my penis did it! My testosterone filled balls drove me to do these things!"
Prosecutor: "DNA samples show semen in her vagina, her bruises indicate rape, all accounts from friends say that you bragged about it, so let me ask again, are you guilty of rape?"
You: "No! I didn't rape her, my penis did it! My testosterone filled balls drove me to do these things!"
Prosecutor: "No more questions your honor..."