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do you close your eyes and whisper “thank you for giving up your life innocent little animal that totally wanted to die to feed me so i don’t have to get my nutrients from plants” as you slit its throat in a totally humane throat slitting ceremony? does the spirit of the animal whose flesh you are consuming whisper back from the spirit realm, “no problem, anon 11:50. i’m so grateful you were respectful with my corpse!”?

when you go to heaven when you die, god will be so pleased with your respectfulness and give you magic powers and let you lead the gryffindor wizard club. in heaven. where everything is fine.