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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little infidel?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Taliban, and I’ve mortared numerous NATO bases
& I have over 300 confirmed goats.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top Toyota driver in the entire Kandahar region.
You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Ummah, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, nefri.
As we speak I am contacting my secret network of imams across the USA and your IP is being traced
right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little
thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, adulterer. I can be anywhere, anytime, and kill you
in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my flying carpet.

Not only am I extensively trained in sharia law, but I have access to the entire arsenal of
the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass
off the face of the Emirate, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy
retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would
have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn djinn I will shit fury
all over you and you will be beheaded.

You’re fucking dead, mutto.

Inshallah.