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Welcome to Miami. This is a call to metaphorically set sail with us.

We are looking for YouTube anarchist sailboat influencers, anarchist vloggers and anarchist boat people to join our Miami flotilla Anarchist Spring Break 2k26 (right by the beach). Two middle fingers and sails up to normie society and it’s adherents the world eaters.

Who we are: some self-styled anarchist boat ppl who rescued some derelict blue water sailboats from the high seas after the last hurricane. We’ve gone on to restore them and create big YouTube sailboat channels where we document our daily lives on the high seas, pretty much making banksy money. We’re hoping to help fund every-single-anarchist-project in North America by next Fall.

What is the flotilla: Our anarchist pirate crew will be giving DIY lessons on sailboat restoration and maintenance during Spring break. We will also be having an after party themed on the movie Water World,  with prizes for best Water World character, + get some dinghies (that’s a smol boat FYI BTW) out and do some water sports like tubing and skiing around the normie boat peasants for the LULZ.

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anonymous (not verified) Wed, 04/01/2026 - 01:49

Sounds soooo 2003 anarchy. Where are the good times gooone? Millenials took them away! :-(

anonymous (not verified) Wed, 04/01/2026 - 08:39

"We’re hoping to help fund every-single-anarchist-project in North America by next Fall."

thats how i feel when i buy the $10 scratch offa

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